My Muslim Girlfriend has been randomly selected…
again. Hello from the airplane
Hey Z where are we? We’re in the UK! This is Z, she’s our photographer and we brought
her along with us Goofy! Say hello
Hi my love Hi
Where are we? Paris! This traffic is insane
Hello! Welcome to our tiny apartment in Paris! Here’s our sofa bed
Here’s this little cactus… little baby Um, here’s the really cool rosé bottle that
our host left us and some chocolate that tastes like ferrero
rocher here’s where we’ll have our cute romantic
here’s where we’re gonna cook them! We’re gonna go to the supermarket tomorrow
in the morning here’s the best part
whoa je ne parle pas le francais
je ne parle pas le francais that was really good!
and then, uh… parlez-vous anglais? parlez-vous anglais? nice! you got it! je t’aime chocolate? j’aime le chocolat
j’aime le chocolat how’s your first croissant?
it’s really good I’ve never had one like this before
today we’re roaming Paris and we’re going to Saint Chapelle which I think is right behind
us if we got dropped off at the right place and then we’re gonna go to the outside of
Notre Dame because after the fires you’re not allowed to go inside
yeah we’re gonna go to Jardins de Luxembourg and
we’re gonna walk around and check them out I don’t know how to say any of those things
I barely know how to either We’ve been getting by with my, like, 50% French
language knowledge It’s not – it’s pretty good! Thank you! Probably sounds good to anyone who doesn’t
actually speak French! All right, let’s get out of here
Bye I’m really dumb and I’m wearing these shoes
and these jeans without high rise socks. Like, little low-top socks and I’m freezing. The line is very long. She said she’s “fweezing”
I figured out how to skip the line! I downloaded an app and here we are
I look like an egg hi
okay so we found this postcard and we’re gonna try to cross everything off and keep it in
our journals as memories so we’ve already seen the eiffel tower
we’re gonna go see the louvre we’re gonna go see Notre Dame right now
and then after that we’re gonna go to Jardin de Luxembourg
where are we going now? Je suis! Bonjour! Madame! We’re gonna go have some lunch
Sufi’s having such a hard time understanding when I tell her the names of different French
foods I said that a Gratin sounds really good right
now and she said “a croissant?” they all sound the same! Hi
we just had some wine but I’m still really cold
we just finished our lunch and now we’re walking to the jardin
the streets are really pretty hi baby!
hi Hey babe, where are we?
we’re in the Jardin de Luxembourg! ooh
I like the way you said that look at these trees, guys!
you know we’re in EUROPE yerp
this guy is just walking his horses home
show me baby, how are the horses walking? hey baby where are we? Arc de Triomph
NICE! all of the lights just came on
It’s 5:44 baby, who are you on facetime with? I’m on facetime with Sarowar
hey Sarowar, you’re in our vlog! HI!
good night! just kidding
it’s literally midnight you can see the tower sparkling, because it’s
actually midnight and we got hungry, so… we got dressed, and
we’re going out for a snack we’re starving
ayyy this place is right around the corner
mission accomplished we’re taking a break from our shoot to photograph
our photographer Hey Z! Welcome to Montmartre!
they had to rehearse saying that hey!
so we could change in the bathroom we’re just like… taking off our jackets
briefly, and like stunting for the ‘gram and trying not to freeze to death during these
shoots whoa! who’s that?! hey where are we?
we’re at the Louvre! that’s so cool
look at those tiny little tweezers from 1770 this is the enormous crowd to see the Mona
Lisa Sufi trying to squint and see it while we’re
at the back of the line I think the jet lag is catching up to us
catching up to us? you’ve been tired all day oh
hey babe, does something look off to you? hello
you can’t really see us, but we decided to walk a bit away from the museum before we
call an uber and before you knew it, we were walking across the Seine!
are you an egg? haha, shut up! Hi bub!
this really looks like that bridge from Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
so I made Sufi sit on this bench. Maybe we’ll have a deep conversation about
our lives and our feelings right now What?! We just finished our last shoot of Paris this
morning! Right here, of course
Sufi is freezing. She trooped – she’s a trooper and trooped
through it We made a compromise, and got food that Sufi
wants, because we’re going to a restaurant that I really want to go to tonight
we’ve got to pack all this stuff and we just keep dancing instead!