on a Spirit Airlines fl… I thought Spirit was,
like, a fake airline. -Only…
-Oh, it’s fake. -(laughter)
-Don’t think it’s real. They were on a flight
headed to New Jersey and frea… freaked out
because they should have. There was a bat on the plane
that got loose. (girl squealing) WOMAN:
Oh, my God. MAN:
Oh, my God! WOMAN 2:
It’s not as bad as you think. -Geez.
-(laughter) That video went viral,
as it should, and, uh, Spirit offered
the guy who filmed it a $50 travel voucher–
that sounds low, but it’s all they had
in the checking account. (laughter, groans) That was the cost
of the flight. $50. -(laughter)
-Yeah, it was. -Was that how much it is?
-Yeah. That… that particular flight
was $50… What is it,
New York, uh, New Jersey? -I don’t know,
wherever you want. -(laughter) It’s… the cost of… I would a hundred percent
expect somebody to get rabies -on a Spirit Airlines flight.
-(laughter) I just didn’t think
it would be from a bat. No questions asked. It was the guy’s
emotional support bat. (laughter) In his defense. -Oh, wait.
-I just like the idea -of the bat going through TSA.
-EDWARDS: Yeah. Like, getting patted down,
being like, “Uh, you know what? “I… Let me
just drink this, uh… -cow’s blood before I…”
-Just throw it out. Yeah. “Got an iPad.
Do I have to take out my iPad?” (laughter) I just, I just…
I just think it’s, like, people were freaking out, like,
30 minutes into the flight, and, like, from the moment
I bought the ticket -for Spirit Airlines…
-(laughter) -I’d be freaking out.
-Even the bat is freaking out, -and he can fly.
-(laughter) He’s… he woke up going,
“Am I on Spirit?” “I’m on Spirit.
(bleep) this.” Oh, by the way–
this is exciting– we got the bat live
via satellite– just said that. -Whoa. -Let’s check…
check in on the bat right now. Bat, are you there? -(laughing)
-Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn’t, I didn’t know
you were, uh, back to Dracula. Yes, I switched back
when they turned on the seat belt sign. Bleh. Let me tell you,
it was a rough flight, David. I had a middle seat. I’ve slept in coffins
more comfortable. (laughs) And they charged me $40
for a carry-on. I thought I was a bloodsucker. (laughter) Okay.
Thanks, Dracula. Why was I on this plane? Well, I’m a medical device
salesman and… Yeah, can I stop you? I feel this is a two-joke bit. No offense, but, uh… Seriously?
Spade, I put on two tons of Dracula makeup for this shit. -All right, all right,
all right. -God damn it. I paid for the green screen
out of my own check. -Cut his mic. -I don’t know.
I wrote 50 more Dracula puns, -All right. -I guess
I’ll shove those up my ass. Still going. Feature players. Thanks, Dracula. That guy’s like, “I got
to get my SAG card.” -I know. -Yeah, really.
-Come on. I like how he’s determined
to finish that bit. SPADE:
He was. I bailed out on it,
he stayed in there. -Not enough people wear capes,
you know? -No. By the way, we had to get that
cape, like, an hour ago.