A Bat Snuck Onto a Spirit Airlines Flight (feat. Nick Kroll) – Lights Out with David Spade

A Bat Snuck Onto a Spirit Airlines Flight (feat. Nick Kroll) – Lights Out with David Spade

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Uh, passengers
on a Spirit Airlines fl… I thought Spirit was,
like, a fake airline. -Only…
-Oh, it’s fake. -(laughter)
-Don’t think it’s real. They were on a flight
headed to New Jersey and frea… freaked out
because they should have. There was a bat on the plane
that got loose. (girl squealing) WOMAN:
Oh, my God. MAN:
Oh, my God! WOMAN 2:
It’s not as bad as you think. -Geez.
-(laughter) That video went viral,
as it should, and, uh, Spirit offered
the guy who filmed it a $50 travel voucher–
that sounds low, but it’s all they had
in the checking account. (laughter, groans) That was the cost
of the flight. $50. -(laughter)
-Yeah, it was. -Was that how much it is?
-Yeah. That… that particular flight
was $50… What is it,
New York, uh, New Jersey? -I don’t know,
wherever you want. -(laughter) It’s… the cost of… I would a hundred percent
expect somebody to get rabies -on a Spirit Airlines flight.
-(laughter) I just didn’t think
it would be from a bat. No questions asked. It was the guy’s
emotional support bat. (laughter) In his defense. -Oh, wait.
-I just like the idea -of the bat going through TSA.
-EDWARDS: Yeah. Like, getting patted down,
being like, “Uh, you know what? “I… Let me
just drink this, uh… -cow’s blood before I…”
-Just throw it out. Yeah. “Got an iPad.
Do I have to take out my iPad?” (laughter) I just, I just…
I just think it’s, like, people were freaking out, like,
30 minutes into the flight, and, like, from the moment
I bought the ticket -for Spirit Airlines…
-(laughter) -I’d be freaking out.
-Yeah. -You’re…
-Even the bat is freaking out, -and he can fly.
-(laughter) He’s… he woke up going,
“Am I on Spirit?” “I’m on Spirit.
(bleep) this.” Oh, by the way–
this is exciting– we got the bat live
via satellite– just said that. -Whoa. -Let’s check…
check in on the bat right now. Bat, are you there? -(laughing)
-Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn’t, I didn’t know
you were, uh, back to Dracula. Yes, I switched back
when they turned on the seat belt sign. Bleh. Let me tell you,
it was a rough flight, David. I had a middle seat. I’ve slept in coffins
more comfortable. (laughs) And they charged me $40
for a carry-on. I thought I was a bloodsucker. (laughter) Okay.
Thanks, Dracula. Why was I on this plane? Well, I’m a medical device
salesman and… Yeah, can I stop you? I feel this is a two-joke bit. No offense, but, uh… Seriously?
Spade, I put on two tons of Dracula makeup for this shit. -All right, all right,
all right. -God damn it. I paid for the green screen
out of my own check. -Cut his mic. -I don’t know.
I wrote 50 more Dracula puns, -All right. -I guess
I’ll shove those up my ass. Still going. Feature players. Thanks, Dracula. That guy’s like, “I got
to get my SAG card.” -I know. -Yeah, really.
-Come on. I like how he’s determined
to finish that bit. SPADE:
He was. I bailed out on it,
he stayed in there. -Not enough people wear capes,
you know? -No. By the way, we had to get that
cape, like, an hour ago.

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  2. I've flown spirit to Las Vegas from Seattle before, it's actually not even bad – barring flying with a bat that is

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  6. This episode had a typical uneducated, complete water head black guy showing how stupid he is, thinking "millennial" means to be young… And when they hinted at what it means, he just kept talking making himself looker even dumber. The other white guy was not even remotely funny.

  7. Spade's awesome on talk shows, he's made a career out of pretending he's too cool to care. This works against him as a talk show host who's paid to listen and pretend to BE interested in others. Love this guy on talk shows, just not his own.

  8. I love Spirit Airlines 🤣They stay true to their mission: "We'll get you there cheap, just don't ask about the duct tape on the wings).

  9. Please get rid of those chairs you think you could have splurged a little and got something more comfortable

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