How Donald Trump Spent His MLK Weekend

How Donald Trump Spent His MLK Weekend

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WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY,
EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)
CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THE DOME? IS IT POSSIBLE? (APPLAUSE)
THAT’S UP THERE ALL THE TIME. IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE FITTING
TONIGHT. (LAUGHTER)
FOR ANYONE WHO HAD TODAY OFF, I HOPE YOU SELL BRAITED IN THE
TRADITIONAL WAY BY SLEEPING IN SO YOU TOO COULD HAVE A DREAM. (LAUGHTER)
DONALD TRUMP OBSERVED THE HOLIDAY BY VISITING THE NATIONAL
MUSEUM OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN HISTORY, OR MORE ACCURATELY,
CANCELING HIS VISIT TO THE NATIONAL MUSEUM OF
AFRICAN-AMERICAN HISTORY. ALTHOUGH I GUESS IN A WAY THAT
MIGHT BE GOOD. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS TRUMP
LEARNING MORE ABOUT SEGREGATION. TRUMP’S BEEN VERY BUSY, VERY
BUSY GUY. VERY BUSY GUY. (APPLAUSE)
THAT ONE’S FOR YOU, SIR. TRUMP SPENT THE WEEKEND
ATTACKING CIVIL RIGHTS ICON JOHN LEWIS ON TWITTER. NOW TO BE FAIR, CONGRESSMAN
LEWIS KIND OF STARTED STARTED IT APPEARED ON THE GOATEE REPORT
WITH CHUCK TODD AND SAID THIS.>>I DON’T SEE PRESIDENT-ELECT
AS A LEGITIMATED PRESIDENT.>>YOU DO NOT CONSIDER HIM A
LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT. WHY IS THAT?>>I THINK THE RUSSIANS
PARTICIPATED IN HELPING THIS MAN GET ELECTED.>>Stephen: STRONG WORDS,
STRONG, ACCURATE WORDS. (APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: IN RESPONSE TO
THIS OPINION, TRUMP TWEETED, CONGRESSMAN LEWIS SHOULD SPEND
MORE TIME ON FIXING AND HELPING HIS DISTRICT WHICH IS IN
HORRIBLE SHAPE AND FALLING PART. NOT TO MENTION CRIME INFESTED,
RATHER THAN FALSELY COMPLAIN BEING THE ELECTION RESULT. ALL TALK TALK TALK, NO ACTION OR
RESULTS. SAD. YES. WELL SAID. JOHN LEWIS IS ALL TALK, TALK,
TALK. UNLIKE A REAL LEADER LIKE TRUMP
WHO IS ALL TWEET, TWEET, TWEET. SO
(APPLAUSE).>>Jon: TBEET TWEET, TWEET,
TWEET.>>Stephen: SO TRUMP SPENT THE
MARTIN LUTHER KING WEEKEND ATTACKING A CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER
WHO MARCHED AND WAS BEATEN WITH DR. KING. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO ON
EASTER, LOSER JESUS DEAD FOR THREE DAYS, THEN WAKES UP, FAKE
NEWS, I LIKE GODS WHO DON’T DIE, WHERE IS THE REBIRTH
CERTIFICATE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Z I DON’T GET IT I GET T I GET.>>Stephen: BUDDA YOU’RE FAT. (LAUGHTER)
TRUMP HAS BEEN LASHING OUT AT A LOT OF PEOPLE LATELY. HE’S EVEN LASHED OUT AT HIS
FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, THE MEDIA. THERE IS A RUMOR GOING AROUND,
JUST STARTED THIS LAST WEEK THAT TRUMP MAY EVICT THE PRESS FROM
THEIR OFFICES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. HE HAS GOT TO HE’S GOT TO MAKE
ROOM– HE’S GOT TO MAKE ROOM FOR PUTIN’S D O.J. O IN CASE ARE YOU
WONDERING, THIS IS NOT NORMAL. REPORTERS HAVE HAD A WORKSPACE
IN THE WHITE HOUSE SINCE TEDDY ROOSEVELT. FUN FACT, BACK THEN THE
ROOSEVELT ROOM WAS JUST CALLED THE ROOM. (LAUGHTER)
NOW WHY WOULD TRUMP KICK THE PRESS OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE? ACCORDING TO AN ANONYMOUS MEMBER
OF THE TRANSITION TEAM THE PRESS IS QUOTE THE OPPOSITION PARTY. I WANT THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE FREE PRESS JOINS TRUMP
AND– ALONG WITH INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES, CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS,
MERYL STREEP, AND NONABSORB ABT HOTEL MAT– ABSORBENT HOTEL
MATTRESSES. (APPLAUSE)
BUT I’LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I HOPE THAT RUSSIAN MATTRESS
WASN’T A MEMORY FOAM OR– OR THAT MATTRESS IS GOING TO WAKE
UP SCREAMING SOME DAY. BUT MIKE PENCE, REMEMBER MIKE
PENCE? MIKE PENCE WANTS YOU TO KNOW
IT’S SOMETHING SINNISTER HERE.>>ESQUIRE HAS A REPORT THAT THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS THINKING OF MOVING THE PRESS OUT OF THE
WHITE HOUSE. IS THAT A LOGISTICAL MOVE OR
PEUN TIFF MOVE.>>NO DECISION HAS BEEN MADE ON
THAT YET. THE WHITE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY 18
ACRES. THEY’RE GIVING SOME
CONSIDERATION TO FINDING A LARGER VENUE ON THE 18 ACRES.>>Stephen: YEAH, AND IF THEY
CAN’T FIND ROOM FOR THEM IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY WILL JUST SEND
THE PRESS TO THAT FARM UPSTATE. YOU KNOW, THEY WILL BE HAPPIER
RUNNING AROUND CHASING RABBITS AND ETHIC VIOLATIONS WITH YOUR
CHILDHOOD DOG. BUT IF THE PRESS IS BEING KICKED
OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ENEMY, THEN WHY DO THEY ALSO WANT THEM
TO HAVE MORE ROOM. ACCORDING TO TRUMP PRESS
SECRETARY, THIS IS ABOUT GREATER ACCESSIBILITY, MORE PEOPLE IN
THE PROCESS. OH, OKAY SO THEY WANT TO GET RID
OF THE PRESS, BUT MAKE ROOM FOR MORE REPORTERS WHO AREN’T THE
OPPOSITION. I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK
LIKE. TO SEE WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE,
WE’VE OBTAINED THIS EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF MY IMAGINATION. HMMMM.>>MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT,
SARAH MILLER, TRUE PATRIOT.POWER FLAG, PLEASE REPORT ON THE
TOTALLY REAL NEWS THAT NANCY PELOSI IS RUNNING A SEX RING IN
THE PIZZA BASEMENT.>>WE BUNK THE NEWS, YOU CAN
PLEASE EXEXPLAIN WHY ARE YOU SO GREAT.>>MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT.>>FRANK DEWIT FROM FRANK
DEWIT’S FACIALBOOK PAGE. WHAT CAN I SAY TO MY MEF U BRIAN
AT DIN TORE MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A REAL SISSY IN FRONT OF HIS
GIRLFRIEND.>>MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT,
MR. PRESIDENT.>>FROM THE BURGER KING KINGS
MENU. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MENU ITEM.>>MR. PRESIDENT.>>CNN, MR. PRESIDENT THE
SCANDALS CONTINUE TO AMALGAMATE– .>>Stephen: I HOPE HE’S OKAY. (APPLAUSE)
WOW, MY IMAGINATION TAKES A LONG TIME TO GET INTO AND WHICH GET
OUT OF IT REALLY FAST. HERE’S SOME THINGS HE MIGHT HAVE
TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT FAIRLY SOON. THERE HAS BEEN SOME TROUBLE WITH
THE INAUGURATION WE STYED– BESIDES WHO IS BEEN
INAUGURATED. THIS PAST WEEKEND AFTER IT WAS
ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WOULD DEFINITELY BE PERFORMING FOR
TRUMP, BROADWAY STORE JENNIFER HOLLIDAY HAS PULLED OUT OF THE
EVENT. (APPLAUSE)
SO TALENTED. SUCH A TALENTED, LOVERLY LADY. AND I BELIEVE WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF
HER OFFICIAL STATEMENT TO THE INAUGURAL COMMITTEE. ♪ I’M NOT GOING.>>Stephen: THAT’S FAIR. THAT’S FAIR. BUT AS WE TALKED ON FRIDAY, I
TOLD YOU THIS ON FRIDAY, ONE OF TRUMP’S BIG GUESTS WAS
SPRINGSTEEN COVER ACT THE B STREET BAND. BUT NOW THEY’VE ALSO WITHDRAWN
FROM THE INAUGURAL. (APPLAUSE)
THEY’RE OUT.>>THE B STREET BAND.>>Jon: GET THE C STREET BAND.>>Stephen: THISSIVE GOES
TRUMPS NO CHOICE NOW BUT TO BOOK MY MUSICAL ACT, THE G STREET
BAND, NEW JERSEY BEST B STREET BAND COVER BAND THE SONGS YOU
LOVE COVERED AND THEN THOSE COVERS ARE COVERED AGAIN BY US. NOW–
(APPLAUSE) HERE’S SOME SHOCKING NEWS. RINGLING BROTHERS AND BARNUM AND
BAILEY IS OFFICIALLY SUTTING DOWN.
YEAH. APPARENTLY,
APPARENTLY– APPARENTLY THE CIRCUS DOESN’T THINK THEY COULD
COMPETE AGAINST A TRUMP PRESIDENCY. (LAUGHTER)
MAKES SENSE. PLUS, WHAT WITH ALL– WHAT WITH
ALL THE MARRIAGES, HE DOES HAVE THREE RINGS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. YOU’RE VERY KIND. EXACTLY WHAT THAT DESERVED,
THANK YOU, JOE. IT’S TOO BAD THE CIRCUS EMPLOYS
500 PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW SADLY PACKING THEIR THINGS AND ALL
GETTING TOO A SINGLE CLOWN CAR. (LAUGHTER)
THIS IS SAD NEWS FOR EVERY KID THREATENING TO RUN AWAY AND JOIN
THE CIRCUS. AND ALSO SAD NEWS FOR EVERY
PARENT WITH A CREEPY OLD-FASHIONED KID WHO STILL SAYS
STUFF LIKE THAT. THIS REALLY IS, I BELIEVE, THE
END OF AN ERA. SINCE THE RINGLING BROTHERS
CIRCUS HAS BEEN RUNNING FOR 146 YEARS. WHICH IT MAKES IT THE SECOND
LONGEST RUNNING SHOW IN HISTORY RIGHT AFTER THE SAMPSONS. (LAUGHTER)
— SIMPSONS. NOW THE CIRCUS WON’T OFFICIALLY
CLOSE UNTIL MAY, SO IF YOU DID NOT GET A CHANCE TO SEE IT, YOU
HAD 150 YEARS. NO ONE FEELS BAD FOR YOU. BUT THE CIRCUS TRADITION, THE
CIRCUS TRADITION MAY LIVE ON WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION. AFTER ALL PT BARNUM WAS A FAMOUS
SHOWMAN AND SELF-PROMOTER WHO ENDED UP GOING INTO POLITICS
LATE IN LIFE. AND WHILE TRUMP WROTE THE ART OF
THE 2K50E8, BARNUM ACTUALLY WROTE A BOOK CALLED THE ART OF
MONEY GETTING. IT’S AN AWKWARD TITLE BUT HE
HADN’T READ THE ART OF WORD USING YET. AND OF COURSE, THOUGH PT BARNUM
IS FAMOUS FOR SAYING THERE IS A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE, DONALD
TRUMP IS FAMOUS FOR PROVING IT IT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: FIRST LET’S TALK
ABOUT OBAMACARE. TONIGHT’S WERD. STICK AROUND.

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100 Comments

  1. Always love the show, just wish he had of stayed the real reason the circus was finally shutting down…. animal abuse protestors finally won! It circus and zoos are just sad pastimes that should all go away.

  2. Stephen is so accurate about things he says about trump which makes him dangerous. I just hope he watch his back or trump might shut his show down. Just saying. I hate Trump too but I don't want to lose Stephen show he makes me happy. lol sigh.

  3. if you're in the uk sign this petition we've made one million signs we want a million more https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928 ban trump from entering

  4. i love Colbert but this RUSSIA NARRATIVE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING ME… Ex-British ambassador WHO GAVE WikiLeaks THE EMAILS!!! said Russia did NOT provide Clinton emails – they were handed over to him at a D.C. park by a 'disgusted' Democratic whistleblower. WHY IS NO ONE INTERVIEWING HIM???????

  5. Fun fact Stephen. P.T. Barnum actually 'didn't' say 'there is a sucker born every minute' – and although the Art Of Money Getting doesn't have a snappy catch to our modern ear, the book has remained in publication for almost 140 years and still used by scholars world wide! just sayin' Exec Director, Barnum Museum

  6. Where to begin, Lewis the Icon, I don't know of anything he has done other than get beat up 50 years ago.  Is his district a wreck?  It has a 10% lower graduation rate than the national average and his district has three times the number of violent crimes than the national average.  Kind of a wreck.  Next the Russian email hack never happened.  The hack was performed and the data released from WikiLeaks, per interview with Julian Assange.  Stevo, I once thought you were funny, but you are leaning so far to the left and your facts are so far out of whack that it doesn't make sense anymore.  Where is the skit where you make fun of lil Chucky Schumer for crying about people being inconvenienced?

  7. He acts like anyone really spends their MLK weekend doing something civil-rights related….c'mon, no one does shit on MLK day.

  8. i have been over the Internet alot, there are alot of racists, moderate rightists always talking shit, the further radical they are the less professional and more shittier Thier videos get

  9. I love it. Colbert keep it up. Give all those liberals the tiny little bit of happiness while president Trump still does what ever the fuck he wants. Didn't do any good during the election and it won't do any good now.Colbert,CNN,Southpark,Hollywood celebs….all fantasy. Might be time to wake up and face the truth.

  10. As for the ones, so ANGRY, especially with the working class which i belong to, well, what's your problem? This a comedy piece above, not a dour, brainwashing like a Trump press release. Its entertainment, if you cant laugh now and then, even about politics, you might be a nut. Relax! hate is boring.

  11. As for the person who so bravely said i have no class, sorry, i dint keep track of your 'name,' i am of the lower class, working class, not represented on any side, anymore. Welcome to reality. It's a bitch. Oh, and why don't you use your actual name on here?

  12. Why does Stephen have so many conservative idiots in his comment section? Don't watch if you're offended by reality people.

  13. Mr.Colbett since Trump has assumed office,I have seen you talking about racism against blacks,then you have talked about islamophobia,you have been talking about his comments on women but I dint heard you talk about the racism faced by the Indian population and specially the Hindu people,whereas till date under his administration there has multiple shooting cases against Indians.
    Just wanted to know how much more life's are yet to be given by Hindus to get a slot on your show.
    Please consider us also Humans.

  14. Dear whoever on the YouTube team makes this call: thanks for getting rid of the annoying "Please subscribe" ending clip.

  15. This is the second time in as many days I watch a vid almost to it's end before realizing it is almost a year old. That Twump-character is pretty old news by now, I guess.

  16. How he spent MLK day proves his racism especially after his MLK speech. A president leads by example. An honorable man keeps his word. He has brought shame to the office of the president.

  17. This man is the most flavorless, least talented, dry as sand moron ever to grace the airwaves. Leno and letterman please please come back!

  18. I just got this video pop up in my suggestions bar. A bit late, but YouTube's algorithims aren't all that clever.
    I remember when this happened. I live in the UK, and work for a company called John Lewis. I spent about half an hour Googling trying to find out what we did to offend him after I saw the headline 'Trump attacks John Lewis'. It was a disappointment, I was hoping we'd refused to export to America if he won or something.

  19. It's interesting how these older videos have more dislikes while the newer ones (which slam Trump just as hard) haver fewer dislikes. It's almost as if Trump's supporters have gone quiet. I wonder why that could be? Hmm…

  20. President Dumptruck should ask Scott Baio (Chachi) to start up a late show so he can have at least one celebrity stand up for him. Baio is in Trumps wheelhouse for sure. He claimed Obama was a Muslim, he supports the Sandy Hook conspiracy and he whinged like a baby when the WIFE of the RHCP's drummer shook him at an elementary school function to try and wake him up about Trump. Yeah, he's a perfect fit.

  21. america is broken until those who murdered mlk, jfk, rfk etc etc, are named exposed and punished, even if graves have to be dug up, some of those demons still walk the earth.

  22. The art of political satire at its ULTIMATE. Stephen (and his brilliant! writers) are in the noble tradition of Voltaire, Jonathan Swift, George Orwell and Mark Twain. He does an extraordinary service to the nation with his perceptive commentary. Keep on, Stephen!

  23. Not a big fan of Trump but here we are a year later and still no proof of alleged Russian hacking . Instead we now know that Hillary had back door dealings with a Russian company and violated yet another law . We also know that she was behind the now famous dossier and although McCain hasn't been implicated yet it's a sure fire bet that he's culpable considering it was he who was given this dossier . Don't get me wrong I despise Trump and his administration but then again I can't stand any corrupt officials who put their own desires and ambitions above the country's needs .Trump is just another puppet in a long series of puppets and crooks . They're playing a dangerous game which could broaden into a world war and for what ? A lie ? A poor sportsman who wants to continue to make excuses for her losses ? I can't stand this government we have or the rigged two party system. I'll be glad when the USA is no longer an empire and learns some humility . There are those of us who take a wider view and don't subscribe to either party and who see it's all a big game to them . Sometimes games can backfire and get out of control . We've become a bad joke to many around the world and a serious threat to world peace . Before Trump it was Obama who was killing women and children with drone strikes and doing the business of the deep state . Before him Bush was doing it .Now we've got Trump and guess what ? Nothing has changed . We should have been working with Russia on defeating terrorist but instead as it turns out we arm and support them . This has been known for awhile now and yet where was the condemnation back then ? Obama was smooth and wore the velvet glove . This government takes turns between iron fist and velvet glove and the people are clueless . Sooner or later all this destruction is going to come back on this country in a big way . We're not exceptional or immune to the consequences of our actions . This isn't the country the founding fathers wished for .

  24. "Tweet a little, lie a little, tweet a little, lie a little. Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Lie a lot, tweet a little bit! Tweet a little, lie a little, …" From 'Trump: The Musical'

  25. The sooner God dries up this know nothing irrelevant make up lies Colbert the better. This is the same nutcase like all the other screeching lunatics that said Trump could never beat Hillary.

    This is how the defeated "cope" with their defeat, living and blathering lies in their demonic incessantly sick and warped hatred of President Trump.

    Trump won. Trump always wins. He will win a 2nd Term and fools like Colbert will be bleeding and blathering our his irrelevant stupidity before his moronic brain dead audiences for the next 7 years.

    Globalism, multi culturialism ( i.e. the new world order ), gay marriage, abortions, can all GO TO HELL. God has spoken and says "NO" to it ALL. Roe vs. Wade and the wicked "gay marriage" ruling will eventually be overturned and that is only the tip of the iceberg.

    Lord Jesus Christ I thank You!!!

    Put the knife in Satan and twist it!!!

    You can't STOP GOD!!! You see? The liberals are emotion, ignorance and no substance of truth in their irrelevant delusions!!!! They only hear what they WANT to hear and believe what they WANT to believe in their fake ( sound familiar CNN and MSNBC? )make believe world they live in.

    So many people are out of touch with what The Father, Son and Holy Spirit say about President Trump!

    These are the same out of touch with Reality ones that say The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are our "imaginary friends."

    Oh is that right.

    HE WILL HAVE 2 FRUITFUL TERMS!

    All my predictions of Trump before, during and after the election have come true! Watch as many videos in this playlist as you will to find out WHY Trump REALLY won! Hey, why not! You watch everything else on this don't you??

    Oh, I know. CNN and NSNBC is your "god."

    "Listen To What God Says Now About Donald Trump!" ( Many message playlist )

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6zkjsFzuSpxgCSkspqPbbJoiFmXpCYg8

    I am neither a liberal or conservative, republican or democrat for the record.

  26. I guess that BK kid is too young to know the saucy details about how Donny goes to bed with Big Mac's not Whoppers. LOL

    Oh whoops, this was a year ago. Even we didn't know that little tidbit of trivia. Better times. Happier times.

  27. 146 years of forcing innocent animals to perform and live in cages or be chained up. Well it's about time.

  28. Trump has never been oppressed. He's not a true American. The blind is ruling over the ones with one eye. Why is this not fixed already?

  29. I also, as a non-American, do NOT consider Trump an actual president. He should have NOT been allowed to do any presidential things. We now know that the Russians initiated the whole investigation into Hillary, which definitely played a part. They should also get rid of the electoral college.

  30. Trump should get The White House and the government together before he tries to criticize John Lewis. The man said he was going to make America Great Again. Yeah, how is that working out for him?

  31. Since they have notoriously abused animals for way over 100 years it's about time they closed down. Of course declining attendance didn't have anything to do with mistreatment of animals. Let's face it; circuses are fucking boring.

  32. Hay i loved how u gave that shout out to MLK( that one was for u) while looking up to MLK with such respect on it . It was like u gave trump a gut shot for MLK .man u just made me really respect u and your show . u can be my president any time ill vote for u.

  33. The decrepit, blowhard in the Oval Office is a movable collection of racist dog whistles covered in orange hair.

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