Hey, brother, brother! High five! Noooo, f***! Hey! High five! Tommy(UK): High five! High five! ohhh! Kilian(France): High five! Nooooo! He asked
me do you want motorbike? Like, really? In this kind of transition? High five! Kilian: What? Go on the roof?
Tommy: Yes I got one! Kilian: No you did?
Tommy: Yes! Kilian: I didn’t see, it doesn’t count. Tommy: High five! * gets the high five *
Everyone: Yeahhhh!! Peden(India): This is Kilian, being born Harder, harder, push! Tommy: Push Kilian! Push! What are you doing?
Peden: Going to the petrol station Kilian & Tommy: That’s a petrol station?! Kilian: Left is front, like a bicycle? Tommy: Yeah yeah yeah Peden: Dude, what do you think of India so far? Tommy: India, is pretty fu**ing awesome. Goa is amazing, Goa is the place to be! I could pass up on the food right now… Peden: Okay, this is a video, my voice is
coming back so we’re good. It’s seventh december I think… Kilian: seventh of december?! Is it? Peden: isn’t it? *asks in Hindi*
Kilian: Yeah it’s midnight past Peden: So tomorrow is 8th
Say it! Kilian: It just happens everytime Peden: Kilian has just injured himself, it’s the injury of the holiday, it was coming,
he didn’t know what it was, now we do! Kilian: Nothing is broken! You’re just filming
on my right elbow right now. * At the spice plantation * * Getting cold water on the back to get fresh * Kilian: Like, over play it, overplay it! I’ll do it for you! Vengeful Tommy: Can we all do it for you? Guide: You’ll feel fresh! Tommy: That’s why you put ice down people’s back! Guide: Better cold water! Kilian: Can we throw it at like, random people
and they will say thank you? Tommy: You French people are horrible… Kilian: I could stay here all day I’m gonna fall! Tommy: Do you ride one of these in Dubai? Kilian: No, it would be bomb though
Tommy: Yeah it’d be awesome! Kilian: you’re like the coolest person on
earth! Tommy: Did you know an elephant is the only animal that can’t jump? Kilian: That’s a legend!
Tommy: Have you ever seen an elephant jump? Kilian: Yeah, I’ve seen one make a backflip
once Tommy: Off the trampoline? Peden: Kilian you’re taking no pictures this time! Kilian: Well… I don’t have a camera! Guide: No problem now you can use cameras Kilian: Take the bananas out! Olé! Desert safari! Tommy: “desert”… Kilian: No, I am not hurting, because this
road is really flat! Peden: Tell them your story! Kilian: I would… If I remembered… No yeah, I do remember, there was a wave,
then there was no wave, then there was no water and there was no head of Kilian, byebye
neck! End of the story. Tommy: If I don’t see a lion I’m gonna take a moment though when we get back… Guide: Madam! See, there’s this way one more place called the devil’s canyon Tommy: devil’s canyon? Kilian: Ohh that sounds good! Tommy: Yeah they can see it!
Kilian: They can see it! Peden: And this is river number 2. We are all fairly down this morning because
Giorgi(Serbia) and Martin(Serbia) almost lost their wallet, Kilian broke his neck(mouth
slip) Kilian: I broke my nest!
Peden: Neck! Tommy lost his wal…(mouth slip again!) phone! Tommy: I lost my water! I’m so sad I lost my water! Kilian: Let’s take a picture! What’s your name? Picture with Choki! Hellooo! Thank you! It’s beautiful, I don’t know if you guys can
see it, it’s really nice! There is that one person there… I’m making friends! Okay let me try to parkour this up. Let’s not go the easy way! Way too easy! Life jackets are a cheat, we don’t even need to swim look I’m just being a lazy fat person now… Tommy: I’m scared of being bitten by a shark! Kilian: It’s gonna fall off and plouftt! I really hope people don’t drink this water
because then they’re gonna be drinking my pee now. Tommy: Call it the big waterfall! Kilian: Say hello!
Guide: Hi! So we are here with Ram(guide), drinking beers, close to the waterfall, trying to get back
my neck… How’s your life? Do you enjoy it?
Ram: Very good! Kilian: Do you think we are okay compared
to the rest of the tourists you see? I think we are better right? Peden: * translates the question to Hindi so Ram actually does understand it * Ram: Very nice! Tommy: I’ll throw the biscuits around Martin
So all the fish come out and bit him Kilian: Throw it on him! On him! He didn’t the reaction I wanted him to have! Tommy: I thought Martin was gonna get really scared! Giorgio: Give him banana! Kilian: Ohh sorry! Sorry!
Martin: He will slap you! Kilian: I want a kiss! That counts as an Indian girl right?
Peden: Erm… Kilian: I think your shoes are scaring them! Tommy: He’s like that’s soooo dry!
Kilian: Like, F**k you I’d prefer brownies! Ohhhhh Losers! You’re so slow, you’re so slow! Tommy: Hello, shalom (our driver said that “shalom” sounds like a dirty Hindi sentence to say to girls) What time does it start, and what time does it finish? Driver: Finish time? 8 O’clock! Tommy: In the morning? * claps* Drunk Kilian: Okay I’m gonna check around here! Tommy: Okay, shalom! Kilian: Stop saying shalom! Okay we’re getting way too close for not having a beer… I am still not used to the Indian accent! Martin: Kilian is filming us!