Lionel Richie Reveals Why You Should Never Vacation with Kenny Rogers

Lionel Richie Reveals Why You Should Never Vacation with Kenny Rogers

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SPEAKING OF TRIOS, KENNY ROGERS. YOU KNOW I LOVE KENNY ROGERS.>>OH, YEAH.>>Jimmy: NOW, HOW CLOSE FRIENDS ARE THE TWO OF YOU?>>VERY CLOSE.>>Jimmy: DO YOU VACATION TOGETHER?>>WE HAVE VACATIONED TOGETHER.>>Jimmy: THAT’S WHAT I’D LIKE TO COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT WHAT YOUR VACATIONS ARE LIKE WITH KENNY.>>YOU DO NOT WANT TO COME ON WITH KENNY ROGERS — I’VE BEEN ON VACATION WITH KENNY ONCE. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. HE SAYS LET’S GO TO THE BAHAMAS. I JUST FINISHED “ENDLESS LOVE.”>>Jimmy: OH, THIS IS A LONG TIME AGO.>>THIS IS A LONG TIME AGO. THAT’S WHY I SAID TO YOU, YOU DON’T WANT TO GO. ONE TIME IS ALL YOU NEED.>>Jimmy: OH. WOW.>>WE GO ON THE SHIP. HE SAID THE WATER IS AS SMOOTH AS GLASS.>>Jimmy: OKAY.>>WE’RE FALLING INTO SWELLS. THE FIRST THING THE GUY SIDE WAS THERE’S A STORM COMING. ALL THE SHIPS ARE COMING IN. KENNY, CAST OFF.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>WE ARE GOING OUT TO SEA. NOW, WHAT HAPPENS? THE COAST GUARD SHOWS UP.>>Jimmy: FOR REAL?>>WHY? BECAUSE THE ONLY DAMN FOOLS IN THE WHOLE WORLD ARE DRUG DEALERS TRYING TO GO OUT ACROSS — SO THEY’RE COMING THROUGH THE THING. AND OF COURSE THEY BOARD THE BOAT. THEY’VE GOT THE GUNS. FIRST THING THEY SAY IS CUT YOUR ENGINES OFF. CUT YOUR ENGINES OFF IN WATER MEANS THE BOAT IS NOW DOING THIS. SO THE GUY COMES ON BOARD AND HE GOES, DAMN, KENNY ROGERS. THEN HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS, “LIONEL RICHIE.” AND I SAID TO THEM, “WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? WOULD YOU SAVE ME AND TAKE ME WITH YOU?” JUST COME GET ME OFF OF THIS BOAT.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO NO VACATION WITH KENNY.>>NO VACATIONS WITH KENNY. NONE.>>Jimmy: WHAT’S WRONG WITH

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  1. Please tell me I am not the only one who remembers the old parody drunk jackass kenny rogers? That guy was so good at being so bad that I loved it! 'Haaaaaaii I'm Keeeeenny Raargers!' πŸ˜›

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