Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Deal With Madison, Wisconsin

Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Deal With Madison, Wisconsin

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– Hi Mom! I’m in Madeline, Wasabi. Home of the Wasabi Bastards. Let’s go get a sausage,
and have a good time. Are you joking my ass? Yum yum yum, let’s go to KungFuTea, get some KungFuTea cake. I asked this beautiful Biscansin babe for a yummy kiss, and she kicked me right
in my Teddy Wedgers. The critically acclaimed
film by Jordan Peele, Get Out of My Ass, there it is, the Steak House. They say it’s 100 feet big, and the inside is a Soup Plantation. Holy snopes, holy snopes,
holy snopes, the Matterhorn. Let’s go for a ride! Hey nasty boy, if you don’t
like Madison Biscanson, then Fugu. Ew ew ew nasty hiccupotamus,
get your piss out of my ass. Whoa baby boy, dumps like a truck. Get it? Mastodon just seems like a happy place, where everyone’s just kind– where everyone’s just
kind of in a good mood. Hi honey. Toly crobus, the people of Madeline sure love their Biscansin Bastards. Juniper creebus, there it is. Lake Mendota. They say it’s a hundred feet cold, and its favorite N’Snick
is Chris Kirkpractice. I think I might head to
the university and see- excuse me. Might head to the university
and see what’s poppin’. Beautiful campoose, everything’s so nice. That’s so nice. So good. So nice, good man. Ssshhhhwwshshw. Receiving. Woo-hoo-hoo, look at this
friendly lookin’ danosaur. Help, we gotta get this
bastard out of prison. Must have been a naughty nasty bitch. Toly crobus, they got a whole plaza named after my haters’ moms. I wouldn’t touch these bastards though. They might give you HYV. Are you joking my ass, I am
the teacher on the campoose. I have an important lesson. Go, go go go. Ass full of batteries,
what a day I’ve had here in Mastodon, Wisconsin. I never did smooch any
hot vulnerable freshmen, but I still had a pretty good time. It even was the best day of my whole life.

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57 Comments

  1. Is this what comedy has become? Anybody else remember Tom Green? Sorry, but Andy Kaufman started this and mastered it. This guy isn't even as good as Tom green, which is saying a lot, about a little. See that is a joke, because you have to think about it, not just blindly giggle my head off as some idiot who mispronounces all these normal family business names.

  2. RYAN!!! GO to La Crosse Minscansin!! World's largest six pack o beer and a bunch of Bars!! probably other stuff you'll like too honey!!

  3. LMAO!!! You should get overly excited about Hodag!!! OOO better yet Door County in summer (more stuffs open since it's seasonal) 😂
    I die every time I watch your videos!!! Welcome back Wasabi!!! Winlonsin will usually give you the best days… of yer whole life!!! ❤️ Come back soon!!

  4. Fuck sakes !! Well crawl into my pee hole and piss out yellow smiley faces. ☺☺☺ . Never a dull video . 👍👍Ryan

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