Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Stand The Heat In Victorville

Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Stand The Heat In Victorville

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– God help my ass, I’m in
Victorville, California. It’s 109 degrees. Let’s go try to not do a suicide, and have a good time. They got a canceria. That’s when you have
cancer of the diarrhea. Are you joking my baked buns? Jamaican me hungry as hell. Oh thank god, they got a
covered wagon feed store. I was starting to think my
ass wasn’t gonna find one. Whoa baby boy! ‘Scuse! Cars 3, please. Cars 3, please. One manatee of Cars 3, please. You may have noticed I
shaved my face’s ass. That’s ’cause I had to go to a funeral. For all my haters! Vacation with Jesus? What if I just wanna stay in Victorville ’cause it freakin’ rocks! Holy snopes a hysterical
point of interesting. Yeah I guess that’s pretty interesting. Mmm, yum yum yum. They got a high dessert Chinese chicken. Holy snopes, look at this beautiful park. They say it’s a hundred feet across and it used to have grass until your mom farted. What do you think I’m not
having an awesome time here in Victorville? Kaman! Are you joking my ass? I’m at the Burning Bush Church. I don’t go to this church, but.. I do have crabs. Toly Crobus! Look at the size of this deer. They say it’s a hundred feet tall and it’s made of- hello? Can you give me just a minute, I’m making a video! Holy snopes. Holy snopes! Cars 3! Cars 3! Are you joking my ass? The pride of Vectorville
is the Route 666 Museum. Let’s go chep it out! Get out of my ass! Wicker Hill has a danosaur! Get out of my smooth white ass, the Mojave Narrows Regional
Park is prettier than a peanut. Look at the size of this field, I think I’ll have a run around. (upbeat techno music) Wow baby boy! Look at the size of these castles. They say they’re a hundred feet tall and when no one’s lookin’, they pinch each other’s butts. Crabapple pie, what a day
I’ve had here in Bictor Grill. I never did do a suicide but it was still a pretty good time. It even was the best day of my whole life. (upbeat techno music)

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  1. Stop making me pee. Your hit and pitch when you saw an actual daaangasaur got me. Again. Get your ass to Napa Valley. Oh to see your take on the snobbery!

  2. Also… did you run into Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington at the world famous Victorville Film Archive Center? On Cinema, At the Cinema…

  3. The same people that think this guy's a comedic genius somehow think Trump is not a good president, interesting.

  4. Some say that this video sucked 100 smooth white butt cheeks! But scissor me timber it just plain blows naked guys!!!!

  5. Are you joking my ass? This video (at the time that I'm viewing it) has a perfect 1/10 dislike ratio! This guy isn't that bad

  6. everyone's ignoring the most important aspect of these videos…

    …how in the hell does he ALWAYS manage to find a danosaur?!

  7. After watching the depressing news, I like to reset my brain with a Ryan does places video. It then it becomes the best day of my whole life!

  8. God's great live your life what he has for you as we all have a purpose πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ€”πŸ™

  9. Amen Jesus is life, know him and follow him , remember this is his creation also but better place up πŸ˜‚πŸ€”πŸ™πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ’ͺ☝️

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