Overly Excited Tourist Finds #DicksEverywhere

Overly Excited Tourist Finds #DicksEverywhere

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– You know honey, I’ve been
all over this great country, this which way, that which way. And one thing I’ve learned is there’s dicks everywheres! Come take a look at some
of my favorite dicks in the whole Untied States. (chipper music) Portland, Origin is known
for its vibrant art scene. (lips smack) Toly crobus! This dick is so big
this can’t even be fun. I like it though. An absolutely stunning
manument to mankind’s very first cock and balls. I think Porcelain, Oregon’s too modest to say anything, but, it’s Hung Far Low. Get out of my ass, look at the size of that treenis, only a penis-hairy boner! Are you joking my ass? Look at this beautiful
cocktus here in the desert. Holy snopes, would you look
at this beaut right here? I guess that’s why they
call it Penis, Arizona! Whoa, baby boy, beautiful San Francisco. More like beautiful San Fran-dicks-co! I’m in Wine Country and this
poor guy’s got wine dick! Mmm, yum, yum, yum. Bunch of little cocks
here in Salt Lake City. A lot of people don’t
realize the Great Salt Lake lives in the shadow of
this big, beautiful dick. Wow wow wow! Isn’t downtown Denver a thing of beauty? Even the city itself has a boner! C’mon, you’re supposed
to be a cone not a bone! Denjer Coronado, you are one nasty boy! A lovely art gallery in Denverb
Colora, whoa look at that! You know, I never noticed, but this long, beautiful shaft of the Space Needle has two perfect round balls. Even Pike Place in Seattle, Washington has a pretty big wiener! Whoa, baby boy! Look at his hog here in
Chicago, the Windy City. Well I sure might, I sure
get, I sure feel, I sure am, I sure feel, blown away!
(bursts in laughter) Holy snopes, a stunning
shaft and ‘nads here in Dick-cago, Illinois! Toly crobus, Mastodon, Wisconsin, what are ya, happy to see my ass? (gasps)
(grunts) Jesus Christ, Wisconsin, you might wanna get that checked out! Boy have I seen some big, beautiful dicks around this great country of ours! Thanks for coming on this journey with me, and make sure to check out
American Vandal on Netflix to find out who drew the dicks! It might even be the best
day of your whole life. (techno music)

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  1. I can't recommend American Vandal enough. I promise it's not just dick jokes. It's probably the best mockumentary series I've ever seen.

  2. So dame funny, had me roll'N the hole time. just now Finley got my breath back. sides still hurt. Love this stilly fucker. he reminds me of SCTV back when comedy was the greatest. also makes me think of the cast of Carol Burnett show. wow thay could get risky and it was so damm fun to watch. thanks for the funny stuff Ryan!!!!

  3. Had my 9 years old to a report on travel and she found your pornographic video, thanks, shes crying her eyes out right now and asking her mom how many cocks she'll have to take to make "him happy", I told her God hates hom and he is going to hell

  4. Number 1- the States should be untied (bye Alabama)
    Number 2 – thank you for coming thru Wine Country aka Nipple Valley
    Number 3- can I be an assistant to you Ryan as we get excited touring Italy?

  5. most if not all christian churches are designed with penis and vagina symbolism/representation in their architecture,,,
    there better be a vagina or tittys episode

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