– If any of us want to bank on some more sexual experience before college, it has to be today! We are all young, you know? And we’re curious, and we’re sexual, and we just want to investigate and explore and rip off and unzip and explode everywhere. – What would make this day perfect? Talking about a perfect day, what would it look like? – We’re going to college for four years. At least. (laughter) – We have to get out of here, and start all over. – We’re all a whole bunch of scared, confused kids in a random world. Oh yeah, let’s make sure they’re totally alone. – I wish it didn’t have to end. – This doesn’t have to. – She’s really happy. – Is it boring enough for you? – You follow that heart of yours, it’ll tell you when you find your match. – So, – So? – What do we do, now that we’ve done the thing we spent our entire life doing? – I guess we do the next thing we’ll spend our entire life doing.