A Corona and a shot of patron, please. Sure thing, Superman. Hey, beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? Superman?! Oh my god, is that you?? Can I get a selfie? Sure, you can get a selfie… with
my super dick! [Explosions] [gasp] Oh my god! [people screaming/police sirens in background] So what are you drinking? What? Superman, there was an explosion!
Shouldn’t you go do something? I’m sure it’s under control. So anyway… [offscreen] Somebody help us please! This
is completely out of control! There’s probably nothing I could do anyway. [offscreen] Where is Superman?! We need Superman! I’m sure it’s not as
big a deal they’re making it seem… [offscreen] Oh my god, the orphanage is on fire! The
orphans are burning! Why is there so much fire?! You should probably go help! Why can I never just enjoy a vacation!! [thud] [gasps final breaths and dies] My God, what have I done… Did I let this man die? Did I let all those people die? Could I have saved their lives?
Is that my purpose? I have so much power and yet… Even if I tried, I wouldn’t be
able to save them all… [interrupting] Uhh… Superman? Maybe you could worry about this later? I know what I have to do! [whoosh] Clark Kent, nice to meet you. A Corona and a shot of Patron, please.