Trump’s ‘Working’ Vacation (He’s Working On His Golf Swing)

Trump’s ‘Working’ Vacation (He’s Working On His Golf Swing)

admin Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU
FOR BEING HERE. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) AS OF FRIDAY, DONALD TRUMP IS ON
A 17-DAY VACATION AT HIS GOLF CLUB IN BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY. HE’S THERE TO RELAX AFTER MONTHS
OF GRUELING GOLF AT MAR-A-LAGO. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT HERE’S THE DEAL. HE’S WORKING ON IT. BUT THE PRESIDENT SWEARS HE’S
NOT TAKING IT EASY, TWEETING: “WORKING IN BEDMINSTER, N.J., AS
LONG PLANNED CONSTRUCTION IS BEING DONE AT THE WHITE HOUSE. THIS IS NOT A VACATION —
MEETINGS AND CALLS!” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) MEETINGS AND CALLS! MEETING CALL — MEETING AND
CALLS! WOW! BOTH OF THEM! TRUMP HAS TO DO ALL THAT DURING
HIS VACATION? MAN, I WOULD NOT WANT TO WORK
FOR VLADIMIR PUTIN. ( LAUGHTER )
TOP BOSS! TOP, TOP! TOUGH TASK MASTER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OVER THE WEEKEND, FOOTAGE LEAKED OF THE PRESIDENT TAKING ONE OF
HIS HIGH LEVEL MEETINGS — A SUMMIT OF NEW JERSEY’S TOP
BRIDESMAIDS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
THAT’S ALSO WHAT TRUMP SAYS WHEN HE VISITS EASTERN EUROPE. “WHERE’S THE BRIDE? COME ON. COUGH HER UP. LET’S GO BLONDE THIS TIME.” ( LAUGHTER )
AND TRUMP’S BUDDY VLADIMIR PUTIN IS ALSO TAKING A BREAK. HE’S IN SIBERIA PUTTING ON A
SNORKEL AND SHOOTING FISH WITH A SPEAR GUN. THOUGH HE LATER CLAIMED THE FISH
WERE KILLED BY UKRAINIAN SEPARATISTS. ( LAUGHTER )
I JUST WANT TO SAY, THOUGH, MR. PUTIN, FOREST CAMO DOESN’T
WORK UNDER WATER. ( APPLAUSE )
THE FISH CAN SEE YOU! WHO KILLED YOUR BROTHER STAN? IT WAS AN ENTIRE FOREST WITH A
SPEAR GUN! ( LAUGHTER )
I GUESS IN THAT SCENARIO IT WAS A MOTHER TALKING TO ONE FISH,
AND THE FISH’S BROTHER WAS NAMED STAN IN THAT SCENARIO. OF COURSE, SINCE IT’S PUTIN, HE
ALSO RELEASED PHOTOS OF HIMSELF CHILLING BY THE RIVER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MAN, THOSE SANCTIONS HAVE ALREADY DEVASTATED THEIR SHIRT
INDUSTRY. GOTTA SAY, COMPARED TO TRUMP
THAT LOOKS LIKE A VACATION. I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON A BRO-DOWN
FISHING TRIP WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN. I’LL BET IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN
THAT I’D “NEVER” COME BACK. ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF )

You May Also Like..

Coastal Now – Resident Adviser Picnic

Coastal Now – Resident Adviser Picnic

Whew, that bronze and teal. I love my bronze and teal. In the midst of training, this year’s Resident Advisers […]

Picnic en Hanging Rock — Joan Lindsay

Picnic en Hanging Rock — Joan Lindsay

Hola. Una desaparición repentina. Un misterio que no tiene sentido. Un enigma que no se puede resolver. Una invasión que […]

Holiness of Goa | Episode 2 | Travel Vlog | Watch Goa at its best | Tripping Wheels

Holiness of Goa | Episode 2 | Travel Vlog | Watch Goa at its best | Tripping Wheels

So we came here mostly because of two reasons No1: It’s quite an under-rated place there is absolutely nobody here […]

100 Comments

  1. How is it this dude gets a paid vacation after only 200 days on the job? A lot of folks are still on probation. I wish to hell that el Trumpo was on probation. I'd love to say YOU're FIRED!

  2. No one complained about Obama putting in a full court basket ball and never heard anyone reporting on the hundreds of basketball games played by Obama took off to play.

  3. Everyone else would ask, "Where's the happy couple?" Trump wants the bride so he can attempt to claim "jus primae noctis".

  4. Why didnt Stephen show the dozens of clips of Trump on the campaign trail attacking Obama for playing golf and saying "Believe me. I wont play golf if Im president" That's his tell…whenever he says "believe me" you know he's lying even more than usual.

  5. Americans really need to take a hard look at themselves. There is something seriously wrong with a country that would elect a lying lunatic like this. What's making things even more humiliating for the US is the grown men who sit with Trump around the table and allow him to dribble utter nonsense, like the latest employment information, "from a certain graph on a certain chart". This is sheer garbage, yet these old white men sit there and no-one says a word. It's like watching a white version of North Korea. The nodding clapping lickspittle sycophants are actually worse than the 'leader' because they try to legitimize him.

  6. If trump works for Putin, what policy has been put in place that benefits Russia? I hate trump with all my heart, but I just don't get it when people call him a puppet.

  7. Better than any other breakfast, morning Colbert videos from the previous night are..! :p Thank you, Stephen. ..Pure Sanity strikes again! <3

  8. YOU STUPID FUCKPOTATOS, TRUMP USES GOLF TRIPS TO DO SHADY BACKBOARD DEALS WITH CRIMINALS, HE HAS BEEN DOING THIS SINCE THE EARLY 80's. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

  9. Bwaaaa ha ha ha!!!! 9 straight months of Trump jokes and still going! Colbert is going to win the "Beating a dead horse" award! PS: Job growth is currently at a 9 year high, but the media elites couldn't give a shit because they stay filthy rich regardless of the US economy. Now let's talk more about Russia hacking the 2016 elections under Obama's watch.

  10. Are there conservative entertaining personalities out there on par with Stephen Colbert's liberal views? Want to see a segment of the other side that uses hard evidence as well as a bit of personality and comedy.

  11. I used to love Stephen Colbert. He was daring, intelligent, bold and funny. He was sticking it to Washington and doing it in style.
    From the moment he went network not only did he shamelessly tie himself to Hillary's chariot, but he is yet another enthusiastic peddler of corporate propaganda.

    And, what is worse: he is not even funny anymore.

  12. Hopefully whilst the Trumpster is vacationing he can't do any damage. And while he is away, they will be replacing the RED NUCLEAR BUTTON with a fake non -functional button…

  13. Why can't you just make one single monologue video? Or upload them in order? It shouldn't be hard. It's not like Trump is managing the YouTube account.

  14. Pulling up his sloppy pants around his voluptuous hip and butt area, moobs flapping from side to side under his t shirt, while asking for the bride in a lewd tone of voice , is all kinds of CREEPY ! Ewwwww, EWWWWWWWWW

  15. Rumor has it the "meeting and calls " was to privately spend time between putin and trump on their honeymoon period long distance relationship

  16. Yawn…well, i guess i'll just go take…snooze… a 'working vacation"…from my job…snore…good golf games I had, and those golf games I had is helping the American people…well, I'll return to work now…. what was I doin'?…oh yeah, bein' the president…what is this pink slip doin' in my White House mailbox now…snore…whatever..well, I'll jus' go ta Mar-A-Lago now. And all ya Americans better still love me, or else!

  17. "Where's the bride?" as he walks towards the bridal party adjusting his package. I'm no Sigmund Freud but that orange baboon of yours has some congratulatory cigar issues. #Trumpsterfire.

  18. Love the meme where this idiot say trump will never be president. He wakes up everyday thinking how can i make fun of our president instead of what good can i do in the world today. Lol typical liberal

  19. HERE I SIT!??.. IN MISTY VAPOR,S..( Boss is calling). Got no paper,s !!?? WELL NO TIME TO SIT AND LINGER LOOK OUT A$$ HOLE HERE COME,S THE FINGER,S!!!..

  20. Gee, Putin. I'm sure going to wear that camoflage outfit and snorkel if I go fishing. Trump might say: Well, he certainly terrorized those awful fish away! Trump night also say: Well, time fer my aides to go up to the local grocery market ta getta salmon dinner fer me Pence? Pence…get outta yer reverie and get me that salmon dinner! What else are ya useful fer Pence! Golly gee whiz! I have ta go play golf now! Go get more jobs for Carrier, and get me that salmon dinner, or else …yer fired Pence!!!

  21. This guy is a political ass kisser. and the show sucks your not funny..Run for your local office and see what you can do. Back up your bullshit with action. your jokes don't get anything done but to brainwash the shepeople.. dumb ass.

  22. do you guys not even realize that golf trips by politicians aren't really about golfing? it's about talking in a place which is un-bug-able and can't be listened in on from a distance b/c there's no windows to pick up vibrations from.

  23. Pretty sure camo for underwater would look much like forest camo. You know there are plants under water too, and water is often some shade of green to brown.

  24. i dont hate or like trup but this is turning into a trump hating channel/show, ohh i now its becuase nobody cares about anything else than hating on trump on this channel/show

  25. In contrast, most Americans get only two weeks off, but some workers let that time off lapse out of fear of losing their jobs.

  26. why are the west blind ass idiots against Putin.That man fixed the Russian economy when it was in the toilet. Obama made things worse more depth donations to the enemies and bombing in 3rd world countries and oh yea, failed medical care, ppl praise him because hes black, that's not a good thing.BTW I am not from either countries this is from a perspective that's unaffected by country of my origin. West will be most likely destroyed or fked up while Russia will be a great superpower because they don't allow islam ppl, black ppl, and have their bills in order.

  27. Some things that Trump has in common with his base are that he is a fat, lazy, racist moron who hates America. In the next 12 months or so he will add to the list of things he has in common with his base, because he is soon to be unemployed.

  28. come'on guys, you can't be that stupid to believe that his suite was a forest suite, this is a naval camouflage, to anyone a Navy Seal would look like a log. BTW, Putin took only two day vacation.

  29. forest camo does work underwater, especially in water that murky. also fish do not see very good but instead react to movements. thats what the lines at the side of most fish are for…

  30. YOU Steven are an evil corrupt lackey who will be singing a different song about the time your demonic Democratic party comes crashing down… The days of evildoers are over and it is now time to answer for all the REAL crimes that have taken place in Washington… I can hardly wait for the domino's to come crashing down upon your entire establishment… May our Creator have mercy on the souls of all you evil, vile, lying sacks o'crap

  31. Амеры устраивают состязания кто больше сожрёт,кто громче
    бзднёт,у кого толще болт-передовая вообщем нация,куда уж нам.

  32. Those Ukrainian separatists are mighty bitches. Having only 4% of Ukraine's territory they withstand entire military might of Ukraine. Of course, entirely without Russia's help. There are absolutely no Russian soldiers and state-of-the-art military equipment supplied by Russia to the separatists.

  33. Colbert is the biggest piece of shit sell out in TV history. His writers are juvenile and pander to a dumb fuck audience. Trump bashing 24-7 will eventually die off… just pandering to a bunch of leftist cry babies still looking for answers of why they lost the election. Get over it! MAGA and stop whining! Colbert sucks!

  34. By the law of karma the United States has the government it deserves… the day you stop referring your country as America and get over your head and ignorance you will see that we all live in the American Continent and you are no better than all of the rest of American countries, you may think you are so liberal just because you don't like Trump but the reality is that all people from the United States Believe they had a higher privilege than the rest of the world and when you liberals and conservatives realize how the world REALLY sees you ALL like people without humility and entitled to their privileges you will keep deteriorating in to the third mind world country you really are…I mean your economy is already there…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *