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  1. Dude, that Sally Hemings thing has been open for months. I went to see it in July. It's great! Go check it out!

  2. Somehow, as a North Dakotan, I didn't hear about possibly the only exciting thing in our state's history. Usually that sort of thing is more Florida's speed.

  3. I'd be less likely to be assaulted on the Bar plane than flying United. And on a positive note, the peanuts would be free again

  4. Splitting tonight's show into 2-3 minute segments (except this one, which clocks in at about a minute) was obnoxious! Please keep Weekend Update altogether, like you used to do!

  5. Molest an alter boy repeatedly and the Pope covers it up for you, publicly masturbate one time in the water fountain and it's eternal lakes of fire. Proof that even the church dislikes a showoff.

  6. lawwdd.. they had to not only drain but scrub that fountain out with bleach… don't want grandma Petro to make a genuflect with that water on her face…

  7. I just heard about Sally Hemings for the first time in APUSH a few days ago and it’s so cool that like a week ago I wouldn’t have understood that. Also, it’s not confirmed that he actually had an affair with her. It was made up for political reasons on the basis of racism by the opposing party to make Thomas Jefferson look bad. But in recent research there is bits and pieces that may make it true. Still unconfirmed

  8. In 1965, the out-of-wedlock birth rate was 25% among Blacks. In 1991, 68% of Black children were born outside of marriage. In 2011, 72% of Black babies were born to unmarried mothers. And that's what is called a "FACT"!..

  9. Well how ‘bout that?
    I was raised Catholic, and always taught masturbation was forbidden, was always referred to as the sin of Onan (onanism.)

    But now, at 52 years old, I hit google to refresh my rusty Sunday School learning so I can give you guys a ‘fascinating’ lesson about how God did ban w*nking – and it turns out onanism is just the sin Judah’s son, Onan committed when he used the withdrawal method rather than lose his inheritance by fathering a child with his dead brother’s wife, Tamar.
    (He was forced to marry her by his dad.. supposedly God’s will.
    Any kids he sired would have been considered his brother’s and their eldest son would have inherited all the land and money.)
    Onan was basicallly a sperm donor for his dead brother. (God smote him for pulling out apparently 🤔)

    So HOORAH!!! Masturbation is NOT directly forbidden – though with lustful thoughts being forbidden, you gotta w*nk thinking about the football league or your food shopping list to avoid having to confess it every time to the priest/Rabbi 😱

    You’re welcome.

    I’m just off for some nice clean fun in the bath now 😜
    Bless you all 👩‍💻

  10. they should just put the whole weekend update into one video, it's annoying trying to watch all of them seperately

  11. You gotta read the probable cause affidavit on this one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/north-dakota-church-tweaker-028495 Betcha this guy is going to get in more trouble than the molester priests.

  12. SNL Editors!!!!
    Why? Why? Why do you not export ONE COMPLETE 'Weekend Update' clip?
    If it's about 'views' or 'hits' or WHATEVER…. at LEAST number the clips in sequential order.

  13. PrivateFly Charter Flight App Pricing to Amazon HQ2
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