Weekend Update on Donald Trump’s Sexual Misconduct Allegations – SNL

Weekend Update on Donald Trump’s Sexual Misconduct Allegations – SNL

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>>IT’S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH
COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
>>WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE, I’M MICHAEL CHE.
>>I’M COLIN JOST. THIS WEEK WAS FILLED WITH
SHOCKING ACCUSATIONS AND RUDE — OF MISOGYNY AND CRUDE
COMMENTS ABOUT WOMEN, AND THOSE WERE JUST THE ALLEGATIONS
AGAINST KEN BONE. THE BIGGER STORY THIS WEEK IS
THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF A RANGE OF SEXUAL
MISCONDUCT BY NOW TEN DIFFERENT WOMEN.
BUT THE TRUTH IS, THEY’RE STILL JUST ALLEGATIONS, THIS IS
AMERICA, AND TRUMP IS ENTITLED TO A DEFENSE.
SO LET’S HEAR HIM OUT.>>WHEN YOU LOOKED AT THAT
HORRIBLE WOMAN LAST NIGHT, SHE WOULD NOT BE MY FIRST CHOICE,
THAT I CAN TELL YOU.>>WOW.
THAT WOULDN’T BE MY FIRST CHOICE FOR A DEFENSE.
>>SHE WASN’T YOUR FIRST CHOICE? THE PROBLEM IS, YOU WEREN’T HER
CHOICE, PERIOD. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US?
IF YOU FOUND HER MORE ATTRACTIVE YOU WOULD HAVE GROPED HER?
IT’S LIKE TELLING YOUR GIRLFRIEND, “I WOULD NEVER CHEAT
ON YOU, BABY. I JUST DON’T HAVE ANY GOOD
OPTIONS RIGHT NOW.” AND BY THE WAY, WE’D PROBABLY
BELIEVE TRUMP MORE IF WHILE HE TALKED HE WASN’T GROPING THE AIR
THE ENTIRE TIME.>>TRUMP IS OF COURSE CLAIMING
HIS ACCUSERS ARE ONLY COMING OUT NOW FOR FAME AND PUBLICITY.
YES, THAT’S EVERY LITTLE GIRL’S DREAM, TO BE FOREVER KNOWN AS
THE SEVENTH WOMAN GROPED BY DONALD TRUMP.
HE ALSO BELIEVES THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE PART OF A
CONSPIRACY TO RIG THE ELECTION. ONLY DONALD TRUMP COULD HAVE SEX
SCANDALS, NO POLITICAL EXPERIENCE, POLL AT ZERO PERCENT
WITH MINORITIES AND STILL SAY, “IF I LOSE, IT’S RIGGED.”
>>AND THEN THIS MORNING, TRUMP TWEETED, “NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
WITH ANY OF THESE WOMEN. TOTALLY MADE-UP NONSENSE.
NOBODY HAS MORE RESPECT FOR WOMEN THAN ME.”
NOW OF COURSE WE KNOW WHEN TRUMP TWEETS, HE SOMETIMES MAKES SOME
TYPOS, SO MAYBE LET’S JUST CORRECT THAT ONE AT THE END FOR
HIM. NOBODY INSPECTS WOMEN MORE THAN
ME. YES, I GOT THAT.
AND NOW REPUBLICANS ARE WORRIED THAT TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN IS TANKING
SO HARD THAT THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY LOSE CONTROL OF THE HOUSE, WHICH
COULD BE THE FIRST TIME TRUMP’S EVER GOTTEN WHITE PEOPLE EVICTED
FROM A BUILDING.>>PRETTY FUNNY TO WATCH
REPUBLICANS JUMP OFF BOARD ON TRUMP NOW.
LIKE NOW? IT TOOK YOU UNTIL NOW?
THEY’RE LIKE THOSE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME, YOU KNOW WHO’S
TALENTED, THAT KENDRICK LAMAR? YOU THINK?
BUT SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT DONALD TRUMP, HIS SUPPORTERS ARE
STICKING BY HIM. THERE’S STILL WOMEN ON TV
STILL DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP. HOW ARE THESE WOMEN SO FORGIVING
OF DONALD TRUMP? I ONCE REPOSTED A TWERK VIDEO ON
FACEBOOK AND MY OWN MOTHER BLOCKED ME.
THERE’S PEOPLE THAT LOVE DONALD TRUMP SO MUCH THAT
THEY’RE WILLING TO OVERLOOK THESE ALLEGATIONS, AND I CAN
UNDERSTAND THAT. LOOK, I’M A HUGE FAN OF
MICHAEL JACKSON BECAUSE OF “THRILLER” AND “OFF THE WALL.”
BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T ADMIT THAT HE’S DONE SOME
TERRIBLE THINGS, TOO. LIKE THAT “INVINCIBLE” ALBUM.
OR THE SONG WITH EDDIE MURPHY. WHAT WAS THAT?
IT WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT STUFF HE DID TO THOSE KIDS.
>>COOL. MEANWHILE, WIKILEAKS RELEASED
ALL THESE E-MAILS FROM HILLARY’S CAMPAIGN, AND NO ONE’S EVEN
TALKING ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE THE TRUMP STUFF IS SO MUCH MORE
RIDICULOUS. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT
MASTERMIND HACKER JULIAN ASSANGE WOULD DO LESS DAMAGE THAN
“ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’S” BILLY BUSH? AND NOW THIS WHOLE ELECTION IS
LIKE THE MOVIE “UP.” IT GOT REALLY SAD REALLY FAST.
AND THE PROBLEM NOW, EVEN IF HILLARY WINS IN A LANDSLIDE,
IT’S NOT LIKE AMERICA’S GOING TO BE HAPPY, THEY’RE JUST GOING TO
BE RELIEVED THAT SHE’S NOT DONALD TRUMP.
THAT’S WHY IT UPSET ME WHEN BILL CLINTON CAME OUT AND DISMISSED
ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS AS BASIC RED NECKS.
IF WE GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA NEXT MONTH, THE PEOPLE WE’RE GOING TO
RELY ON TO FIGHT THAT WAR ARE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST CALLED BASIC
REDNECKS.>>BY THE WAY, BILL, YOU’RE TOO
OLD TO BE USING THAT WORD, BASIC.
AND YEAH, IF WE HAVE A WAR, I DON’T WANT A BUNCH OF SNARKY
LIBERALS OUT THERE FIGHTING FOR ME, WITH THEIR GOOD TASTE AND
SKINNY JEANS. I WANT SOMEBODY THAT DRESSES
LIKE JOHN CENA AND LISTENS TO NICKELBACK AND HAS NEVER MET AN
ASIAN. I’LL CALL LIBERALS WHEN I WANT A
POINTED THINK PIECE.

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  1. to all the people who are salty about this video and are unsubbing id like to inform you that they kind of are uploading to YouTube for the fun of it, they make essentially all their money elsewhere

  2. When I was a kid, SNL was witty. WIT was king. Now it's as bitter as Maher who was, this week, kind of witty (in a shocking reversal).

    What SNL doesn't get is that it could bloody the President so much more effectively if it used brilliant humor instead of playing off simple jokes based on the reality of the day (or last year), as the case may be.

  3. SNL Stupidly took the 18th off. Damn they had incredible momentum! And they would've brought their viewership up to a fever pitch with a new episode after this last week of ridiculousness at the White House..what a wasted opportunity

  4. All these retards here that can't deal with Trump. Keep taking up these fake "News" This is old, and I still see people that believe this BS.
    Just think about how all those sexual assault claims that were all dismissed as not real came out at the same time when Donald Trump started being a threat to the Democrats Presidency? mhmmm
    Ohh and it's mot like they haven't done that to a candidate before…

  5. Drumpf raped his daughter and that's why he never says her name. He's ashamed that she wasn't strong enough to overcome the rape.

  6. SNL = Saturday Night Liberals . The Jew boy Larry David that owns the show can't creat any more skits other than stupid skits about Trump ? It's getting old ,shows on its way out big time .Talent completely sucks too ,leaves a lot to be desired .

  7. I just wish Trump would stop telling his people where to look, what to see and what to feel/think about it. The problem is that his Trumpanzees actually wait for him to tell them what they think.

  8. Hey! I liked "UP". And John Cena is a liberal. I'm a veteran and a liberal. None of my fellow veterans are Trumpanzees. Most military people are not .

  9. So Donald Trump should give Bill Cosby a position on his team right? That's where we are right now? Eye to eye, diversity.

  10. This is pure Hatred and Venom. SNL got so much hatred in their hearts. In 8 years people will know how President Trump saved the us and the world.

  11. Whats funny is how SNL was almost written off as lackluster entertainment but after the trump election they have renewed themselves. That being said its pretty pathetic that 90% of your comedy comes at the expense of the POTUS. The fact you people hate him and ridicule him proves that Trump is nothing more than a distraction and you idiots are falling for it. Cry baby coward ass liberals who are so goddamn weak minded that the Mainstream media programs every aspect of their life. Good luck pussys, your gonna need it.

  12. Humpty Trumpty acts as if he is such a looker. He is one of the ugliest men with a neck like a vagina….teensy hands. If he wasn't mega rich, there is no way Melanoma would have married him.

  13. I can't wait for all the liberals to put all there "See I knew he was stupid" comments
    We won you all have to deal
    What a great president!

  14. @ 1:50 "… This morning…" October 15th 2016…. This is old episode. If you come to SNL to actually get current news, because msnbc and fox are too full of bs… skip this old reupload…

  15. fucking lame. you are running out of material so you do useless not funny crap like this!! this crew sucks and so this show. waste of time..

  16. the election map was horribly wrong too. way to go SNL for just making yourself look better for bashing trump when the real map is all red with blue in california and NY only

  17. I have wanted SNL since the very first show in the 70s but not anymore.. They haven't been funny for year's.. They lost it..

  18. Why upload now? For political purposes, obviously. They've finally got some footing back and are ham-handedly trying to capitalize on the sudden burst of interest in SNL. Ratings, ratings, ratings and that's Trump. The other part of this about the Russian hacking wasn't funny. Pity. Should strike while the iron is hot. True words. But they're writers are a little heavy-handed also and politically-driven. Soros anyone? UPDATE-I tried to watch, got up to assassination of character attempt by the white dude and had to shut it off at the one minute and 17 second mark … not funny at all

  19. SNL needs acid thrown in their face, need their children raped, and their companions murdered. The show sucks so bad, always has, and will continue to suck until it's finally obsolete and cancelled.

  20. So a liberal can't be tough?

    I'll tell you what, I'm a liberal artist, illustrator, author and I can defend myself.

    I could use some money so if there's anyone who wants to set up an amateur fight I'm available for a fight for the right price.

  21. RUUUUUDE! MR.TRUMP SHOULD NOT BE INSULTED LIKE THAT I AM VERY UPSET WITH "SNL" FOR TREATING A SUCH NICE MAN LIKE THAT!

  22. I find it bizarre SNL just assume everyone watching agrees with their political views. They can't turn back now, the whole show has fallen apart..

  23. Didn’t Colin say he does trust people who end a sentence with period?🤨 yet here he is. Ending a sentence with period. Suspicious

  24. For everyone defending Trump/voting for him: just think about Trump just grabbing the Pussy of your mother/daughter etc! Maybe next time you take some time to reflect on shit, before voting a criminal into the highest office, because you're angry and think "finally, I'm the smart one"… maybe it's not a bad thing to read and be critical with your perspective… and maybe it's a good thing to have someone in office, who actually knows shit.

  25. I'm a liberal and a great shot I've been shooting since I was a kid I don't wear skinny Jean's or listen to Nickleback Metalica NWA James Brwon The Beatles The Rolling Stones Oasis The WUTANG Clan if you want beef then bring the ruckus because WUTANG clan ain't nothing to fuck with Eminem Lincoln Park the joke was funny though lmao

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